Wherever you are, it is your friends who make your world."
I am going to kill you and cut off your face. Until you call me & prove to me that we are still cousins, I am going to send you horrible, evil pictures of deplorable things. Mostly things that I am cutting up in class. Expect one picture of horror per day, every day until I hear back from you. I am pretty sure this is the exact same thing as kidnapping for ransom, only opposite.
Your devoted cousin who will never give up on you,
You are good to not give up. Your fighting spirit and determination are an inspiration. The post-apocalyptic world is truly blessed that you will be around to guide humanity through the foggy mist of uncertainty and inevitible violence.
I will be sitting on Skype tomorrow 29 Jan 2012 from 1000 to 1200 EST patiently waiting for you. If you're there, you're there. If you're not, you're not. I would not blame you for standing me up.